Okay, so I've grown
a little and I'm not the cute baby I was on the previous page. I'm
four months old and I'm toilet trained, could you say as much for
yourself at that age?
Ah Christmas, that
time of year when I get to tease my parents with playful tugs at the
Christmas tree and watch their expressions of horror as it wobbles on
its stand. And when they get the junk inside those presents and I get
the valuable cartons to play with. Foolish humans don't know what's
important in this life!
I have only
recently discovered the nack of flying. I had a dream I was flying
and when I woke up I was hovering around the ceiling. Well, I was so
startled I fell straight to the floor. Getting it right took a lot of
practice. I began by launching myself off the top of our deck in the
backyard and took many a tumble before I perfected my craft. Anyway,
for the doubters among you, here I am several feet above the ground,
no strings attached! I can't wait to appear on the Art Bell web
site!
Who you
looking at? Go on, get out of here. Its my nap time. Do I
sit there stairing at you when your trying to sleep?
Besides, that's all there is to my site for now!
Things
Dogs Must Remember
The garbage
collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to to
suddenly stand straight up when I am lying under the coffee
table.
I will not roll my
toys behind the fridge.
I will not eat the
cats' food before or after they eat it.
I will stop trying
to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I
am about to throw up.
I will not throw up
in the car.
I will not roll in
dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.....
I will not lick my
human's face after eating animal poop.
The diaper pail and
the bathroom wastebasket are not the cookie jar.
I will not chew my
human's toothbrush and not tell them.
When in the car, I
will not insist on having the window rolled down even when it is
raining or snowing outside.
We do not have a
doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on T.V.
I will not steal my
human's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
My head does not
belong in the refridgerator or the dishwasher.
I will not bite the
officer's hand when he reaches in the car window for the driver's
license and car registration.
